this is really really sad….
this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes.
god, i love this
i hate how sometimes i have to say “my stomach hurts” or “my head hurts” when someone asks me to do something that i can’t do instead of being honest and saying “i have no energy” or “i’m really upset and i can’t bring myself to perform simple tasks” or “im emotionally exhausted” because physical pain is taken more seriously than mental pain, even though sometimes mental pain is ten times as bad
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
HEY. LOOK WHAT MY SISTER MADE FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
the first and last dad joke
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist